Days With My Daughter
“Mom, why are you looking at me like that? Stop staring at me as if I were about to produce a handful of scorpions!” No idea what she’s talking about. I think she’s just feeling feisty and wanted to mention scorpions….
“Mom, I just designed a new typeface. It’s called Old Eunuch.” Wait, what?
“Mom, may I please have some more Nutella on my toast? There’s hardly any here. It’s just an epidermal layer.”